Archive for June, 2008
Honoring George Carlin, and Swearing My Ass Off
Posted by Kelly Jo Horton in Celebrities on June 23, 2008
Today I’m using cuss words. How can I not? Class Clown was the first album I ever bought with my own money. I was eight or nine, and my mom let me buy it! I could repeat it word for word. I wore that album out.
So, in honor of George… the seven words you can’t say on television: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock sucker mother fucker and tits.
George Carlin 1937-2008
R.I.P.R.O.T.F.L.O.L.

The WTF Blog. Initialisms and WTF?
Posted by Kelly Jo Horton in I can't Categorize This on June 11, 2008
This blog is actually about two things:
- “Initialisms” (a.k.a. Internet acronyms)
- WTF’s
First up: Initialisms. These are the acronyms we all use on a daily basis when we text and IM and leave comments.
Example: LOL. As we all know this is an acronym for “Laugh out Loud,” as in, “Oh my God! That was so funny. LOL”
This is one initialism that I just can’t reconcile in my head. Every time I read it I hear “Laugh out Loud” in my head, which just doesn’t sound right to me, and doesn’t make me feel like laughing! However, I do like ROTFLOL (rolling on the floor laughing out loud). Go figure.
My all time favorite, however, is “WTF?” I love to swear! I know you’re shocked. I can’t bear to type the F-Bomb in blogs most of the time, but I’m thinking it I tell ya, so I use WTF. It is the perfect expression when someone just does something so inappropriate or just beyond comprehension. It is my way of cussing without cussing.
So, here’s my list of WTF’s for the week:
Flying My Geek Flag Proudly!
Posted by Kelly Jo Horton in Poetry and Prose on June 5, 2008
I spend my days writing mostly serious marketing collateral and documentation for high tech companies. Lately I’ve been writing a lot about High Performance Computing in the modern data center. Don’t know what I’m talking about? That’s okay. I got tired of being so serious and wrote a rap/poem about it.
To get the full effect of this “poem,” you need to read it out loud like a rapper, because that’s how it sounds in my head!
I fly my geek flag proudly!
HPC Rap
High Performance Computing is da bomb you see,
If you can’t say that mouthful say “HPC.”
Clusters, and storage and processors galore,
Got a room full of servers from the ceiling to the floor.
Got blinking lights in racks,
Hardware servers all in stacks.
Welcome to my world,
it’s the IT shack.
Computational analysis,
I/O paralysis,
bottleneck dialysis,
need a psychoanalyst!
© 2008 Kelly Jo Horton


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