Archive for January, 2009
The Carlsbad Marathon
Posted by Kelly Jo Horton in Adventures on January 29, 2009
Originally published on MySpace on January 29, 2009.
I ran the Carlsbad Marathon last Sunday in 4:15:10! And I felt
great afterwards.
That’s a 9:45 minute mile in case you’re wondering.
People I need to thank:
* I want to thank the pacesetters I ran with: Tino and Kindra.
I couldn’t have done it without you two.
* Thanks to Heather from Portland who gave me the jelly beans
at Mile 25 when I had nothing left.
* Thanks to my sister Shannon who let me stay at her place in
Laguna Beach on Friday and Sunday, and fed me pasta, wine,
and rocky road ice cream. And thanks for loaning me the
Yellow Submarine (an old yellow Mercedes) so I wouldn’t
have to rent a car.
* Thanks to Eric in Laguna Niguel who gave me a beer, a protein
bar, a handful of dates, and a foot rub after the race (six hours later).
* Thanks to my running partner Janet who made me sign up for
the marathon, and then made me start with the 4:15 pace group
because she said I could do it, AND let me share a room with her
in Carlsbad the night before the race.
That’s me crossing the finish line on the far right. I finished 11th
in my division, and in the top third overall (men and women).

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Posted by admin in Uncategorized on January 13, 2009
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The Bath, a Poem
Posted by Kelly Jo Horton in Poetry and Prose on January 6, 2009
Originally published on MySpace on January 6, 2009.
No time to write something new, so I give you a poem I wrote years ago.

End of Year Wrap Up: Cheers and Jeers
Posted by Kelly Jo Horton in Cheers and Jeers on January 2, 2009
Originally posted on MySpace on January 2, 2009
Cheers and Jeers for 2008
Cheers: to America for NOT falling for under the Palin spell, and seeing right through the fancy clothes and folksy drivel. I’m more qualified for Vice President than she is.
Jeers: to Senator John McCain for actually proposing a $5000 tax credit to help us all pay our insurance. I’m sorry, sphincter says what? How will a tax credit help me pay my monthly premium and my $1500 deductible? And, you are assuming we can all get insurance. I have a whole blog coming on this subject. Grrrr.
Jeers: to Rod Blagojevitch for trying to sell Barack’s senate seat, and denying it. Never mind the 45 days of tapes from the wiretapping. Is that hair for real?

Cheers: to my lawyer in L.A. who successfully won my unlawful detainer case, and kicked out my renter who hadn’t paid a dime for almost a year. Carolyn, you rock!
Cheers: to my real estate agent Sharon who has worked tirelessly since last March trying to negotiate a short sale with Countrywide.
Jeers: to Countrywide for making it so painful for me to try to sell my house in L.A. I have brought you guys 10 short-sale offers since March and you have rejected all of them. Do you really think you’ll get more money elsewhere? Have you not noticed the housing market is in the toilet? Let’s hope the 11th offer (on the table now) is the charm.
Cheers: to my friend Janet for mapping out all of the training runs for the Carlsbad Marathon, and motivating me to get my butt out of bed at 6am every Saturday to do the long runs. The marathon is January 25th, and we are ready to kick ass!
Cheers: to all of the companies who hired me last year to write for them. You guys kept my heat and my lights on. Thank you.
Cheers: to the Best Buy people for hiring me to be Mrs. Miller last year. Best print job I’ve ever had.
Cheers: to all of my blog readers (especially those of you who have been subscribers since the beginning). I love the banter in the comments. You make my day.

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