Originally published on MySpace on May 20, 2009
I posted the first “Anonymous Notes to Anonymous People” blog a few weeks back and got some interesting reactions, so I thought I’d do it again. Feel free to post your own anonymous notes in the comments.
This is a list of anonymous notes to anonymous people. I started creating
this list in my head yesterday when I was thinking, hmmm, what would
happen if I had no filter and could actually say anything I wanted to
anyone without fear of consequences?
I challenge you to try this. Make a list of people, and then write a note to each one. I’ve seen people do this with their Top Friends lists before, but open it up a bit.
What you need to know about the list is this:
* Each note is to someone different.
* There is only one note per person.
* Some notes are to people I’m very close to.
* Some notes are to people I’ve never met in person.
* Some notes are for people who would never read this blog.
* One of these notes may be for you, yes you.
It is human nature to read through the notes and think that more than one
applies to you, but I guarantee that each note is for a different
And now, the notes…
You’re a coward.
Maybe now you’ll get your head out of the sand, and take
some responsibility for your own destiny.
You really shouldn’t try to fit 20 pounds of flour in a
This might just work.
I don’t know if this will ever work.
Have you ever heard of deodorant?
You’re a train wreck of a person, but I like you anyway.
You’re an idiot if you take him back.
Seriously. It was 25 years ago. Let it go!
Who are you sleeping with to get those roles?
I liked our relationship better when neither one of us was wealthy.
I am willing you all of my personal journals when I die,
because you’re the only one I trust with them.
Your ego is out of control.
You can have him.
You have so much potential as a human being if you could
just get out of your own way.
Yes, I’m jealous.
Being 6’4” and well endowed doesn’t make you a good catch,
so stop bragging!
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