The Palin Whitehouse, an Interactive Game

Originally published on MySpace on October 23, 2008.

Dear Readers,

The Muse has been burning the candle at both ends lately, but hasn’t forgotten you. I have a TV show to tape today, and a Sex and the City birthday soiree to host at my house this evening.

I have it on good authority that the video blog of the Lenka concert and chat will be ready to post this evening. I may also have a blog about the Whigs and Kooks concert at the Crystal Ballroom last night.

In the mean time, here’s a little interactive Sarah Palin game for you. Just click on the screenshot or the link below and you’ll be transported to the Palin Whitehouse. Enjoy!

The Palin Whitehouse

If Sarah were Sam and Joe were Josephine (the Palin Photoshop)

UPDATE: (CNN) – Prominent conservative columnist Kathleen Parker, an early supporter of Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin, said Friday recent interviews have shown the Alaska governor is “out of her league” and should leave the GOP presidential ticket for the good of the party.

“If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself,” Parker also writes. “If Palin were a man, we’d all be guffawing, just as we do every time Joe Biden tickles the back of his throat with his toes. But because she’s a woman — and the first ever on a Republican presidential ticket — we are reluctant to say what is painfully true.”


I have had many male friends say to me, “Kelly, you’re an intelligent woman. What’s your take on Sarah Palin?”

When John McCain first announced Palin as his running mate my first reaction was one of excitement. Yippee, a woman! I saw her speak and she had charisma, was attractive and seemed intelligent. Then I dug a little deeper.

I had to ask myself, what if Sarah Palin were a man? Would McCain have chosen a man with the same resume? No way.

So, let’s imagine just for a moment that Sarah Palin is “Sam” Palin and Joe Biden is “Josephine” Biden, and let’s take a look at their resumes.

Democrat, has been a senator since 1972 (36 years) and was first elected at age 29, making “her” the youngest person ever elected to the senate. She is chairman of the senate’s Foreign Relations Committee. She is from Delaware and is married with three children.

Republican, has been governor of Alaska for almost two years. Before that he served as mayor of Wasilla, a small town outside of Anchorage. He has no national or international political experience and obtained his first passport in 2007. He is from Alaska and is married with five children.

Once you get past the obvious differences in the experience level you have to ask yourself about some of the other issues, and here’s where opinion comes in.

Things I don’t care about:

I don’t care that Palin’s 17-year old daughter is pregnant.

I don’t care that she hunts and fishes.

Things I care about:

I care about political agenda. Palin is a right-wing pro-lifer who doesn’t support abortion in any circumstance, including rape and incest.

I care that she seems to step on whoever’s in her way to get what she wants and further her own agenda.

I care that she hadn’t been off this continent until last year.

McCain is older, and being President of the United States has to be one of the most stressful jobs on the planet. If elected, Palin is one heart attack away from becoming president. That’s a very scary thought to me, because I don’t believe she has the political chops and I don’t believe she has any intention of representing this country fairly, but has every intention of furthering her own religious agenda.

I just have to ask Senator McCain, what were you thinking???

And for the women who are Palin supporters, would you support a man with the same resume?

This is a link to an article on Snopes, just so you know it’s true: Alaska Women Reject Palin

Are You Sick of Hearing about Palin Yet? And the latest Tina Fey SNL video…

So, Cabana Boy calls me from some mooring in the San Juan Islands last week, having had a few rum drinks with the boys, and says, “I think McCain threw the election.” WTF? Was he drunk or was he right?

I think he was sober!

He went on to explain his theory saying that no one in their right mind would have picked Sarah Palin as a running mate if they truly wanted to win the election. And no one in their right mind would want to inherit this mess of an economy, the war in Iraq, the healthcare crisis, etc.

Who would actually want the job?

A quote from the September 4th, 2008, issue of The Economist magazine:

McCain had met Mrs. Palin only once, for a 15-minute chat at the National Governors’ Association meeting, before summoning her to his ranch for her final interview. The New York Times claims that his team arrived in Alaska only on August 28th, a day before the announcement.

I watched the interview Palin had with Katie Couric and I just sat there with my mouth open, shaking my head in disbelief. See for yourself.

Here’s part of the transcript if you can’t watch the video:

COURIC: You’ve cited Alaska’s proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?

PALIN: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and on our other side, the land– boundary that we have with– Canada. It– it’s funny that a comment like that was– kind of made to– cari– I don’t know, you know? Reporters–
PALIN: Yeah, mocked, I guess that’s the word, yeah.
COURIC: Explain to me why that enhances your foreign policy credentials.
PALIN: Well, it certainly does because our– our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They’re in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia—
COURIC: Have you ever been involved with any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?
PALIN: We have trade missions back and forth. We– we do– it’s very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border. It is– from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to– to our state.
Would someone who’s a Republican please explain this decision to me? Seriously.

If you’re a Republican, who do you think would have been a better choice?

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